On September 30th a new holiday will be instituted: What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome Day?! Epic classical music will be played in the most banal of venues, businesspeople will run to Starbucks in slow motion and call their actions (upon this breakfast burrito I FEAST!), any revelation of object will be done with a flourish, and Everyone! Will act! Like! BRIAN BLESSED!
What's the significance of September 30th? None! And THAT is the significance!!!
Join me, readers! Join me in showing the world how Awesome 9/30 really is!
*logs off while O Fortuna plays in the background*
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