Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Nerd Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my DM gave to me
His luckiest d20

On the second day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the third day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the fourth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the fifth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the sixth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the seventh day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Seven rogues a-sneaking
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the eighth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Eight dwarves a-drinking
Seven rogues a-sneaking
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the ninth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Nine wizards casting
Eight dwarves a-drinking
Seven rogues a-sneaking
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the tenth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Ten monks a-leaping
Nine wizards casting
Eight dwarves a-drinking
Seven rogues a-sneaking
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the eleventh day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Eleven bards a-buffing
Ten monks a-leaping
Nine wizards casting
Eight dwarves a-drinking
Seven rogues a-sneaking
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

On the twelfth day of Christmas my DM gave to me
Twelve druids shaping
Eleven bards a-buffing
Ten monks a-leaping
Nine wizards casting
Eight dwarves a-drinking
Seven rogues a-sneaking
Six swords of slaying
Five epic rings
Four power words
Three dragon dens
Two scrolls of wish
And his luckiest d20

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