*munch*

For whatever reason I dreamed I was eating my Death Valley hiking boots last night. (No, I am not from Peru, I did not wake up in a terrible fright, and it was most certainly false). I just stuffed them with cheese and thinly sliced salami and started eating my boots from the toe and working in. Unfortunately, I got halfway before someone reminded me that I was still on Death Valley. The boots were also surprisingly easy to bite into.