Monday, February 05, 2007

A hat trick of maladies

We Venetians are dropping like flies. Impulse has mono, Strident has broken her collarbone, and I have (Dun dun DUNNN!) an ingrown toenail. Poo. Will be seeing a podiatrist in the near future.

6 comments:

Lilith said...

IMPULSE HAS MONO?!?!?!

Peter said...

Unfortunately, yes. On the upside, she was apparently well enough yestersay to go to the theater, so she seems to be on the mend.

McBeaner said...

Well I think it's only fair to inform you that I am healthy and strong as a (very small) bull. So not all is lost!

Lilith said...

Well, that's good. How'd she get it? I'd wondered why she hadn't been to school...

Andy Cantor said...

What does impulse have?

Ow! I had a really bad ingrown toenail once. I had to get surgery. My dad sat there the whole time going "Wow, cool!" In a loving fatherly way of course.

Peter said...

Mononucleosis (sp?), aka "the kissing disease." Can make you feel REALLY tired, give you a horrible sore throat or headache, or just make you feel miserable for no apparent reason.