Continuing my habits of morbid writing and of tweaking songs I have now given the necromancer treatment to The Twelve Days of Christmas. You had better appreciate this; I spent a whole 20 minutes on it!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge as a zombie!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two spectral doves
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven souls a-screaming,
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight mohrgs a murd'ring,
Seven souls a-screaming,
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Hades burning,
Eight mohrgs a murd'ring,
Seven souls a-screaming,
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten liches scheming,
Nine Hades burning,
Eight mohrgs a murd'ring,
Seven souls a-screaming,
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven banshees keening,
Ten liches scheming,
Nine Hades burning,
Eight mohrgs a murd'ring,
Seven souls a-screaming,
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve ghosts a-haunting,
Eleven banshees keening,
Ten liches scheming,
Nine Hades burning,
Eight mohrgs a murd'ring,
Seven souls a-screaming,
Six ghasts a-slaying,
Five gho-oul kings,
Four rotting birds,
Three dead hens,
Two spectral doves,
And a partridge as a zombie!
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4 comments:
*Applauds*
Yes, most excellent.
Hello again, Carla! Glad you like it.
ROFL!!!
Love. It.
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